i don’t normally write on the walls, but i was getting pretty pissed. like, who the fuck says i can’t be smart and have sex at the same time? i could literally get eaten out and recite the quadratic formula if i damn well please.
Let’s play, “Mysteriously Old Pink Haired Girls, Then Vs. Now!”
First up is Susie from Summer Camp Island! She’s a witch and seems to have been 15 for the past 100 years! She is also the head camp counceler of Summer Camp Island!
Next we have Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum from Adventure Time! She’s made of bubblegum and has appeared to be 19 for the past 1,000 years!! She’s even older then Susie! She’s the princess of the Candy Kingodom which she built from the ground up, and is currently facing her Uncle Gumbald in an all out candy war!
And last but certainly not least, we have the Lustrous Pink Diamond from Steven Universe! In an effort to protect the planet she fell in love with she took on the identity of Rose Quartz and started the Crystal Gems, a rebel group against their homeworld! She and Steven might not be the same person but they do embody the same physical form. Even though Steven is only 14, Pink Diamond is now over 6,000 years old!!! Just recently Steven and the Crystal gems fought homeworld and won!
That’s all for today! Tune in next time for “Cute Green Nerds From Accross Television!” (ft. Peridot, Dendy, and BMO)!
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